Because it’s better to beg for forgiveness than beg permission…
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PLEASE STOP BEING PERFECT.
No! Children do not fucking need blogs, they need their parents’ permission to get on nickelodeon.com.
Some of the explicit content is art they can’t appreciate, and maybe if the children shouldn’t be seeing it, it’s because they don’t be to be on tumblr. In the first place. And some of it is just porn because I’m horny and legally allowed to watch it!
And what happened to maintaining the purpose of tumblr and appealing to the tumblr community? Children serve no purpose. They don’t need the exposure.
And we like our porn gifs and titties. In the community.
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Another confused black man in a white man’s world.
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I fucking love him.
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SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!
(Source: callingallfandomstothetardis)
im still laughing at this
I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit
EXCUSE ME
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon?
(Source: ryulongd)
i reblog this every single time
I’m that bitch that would call it blood orange.
No shame.
That last gif though. I can feeeeeel it.
When my customers try to sound pretentious when ordering something or be sophisticated about it. No. Just stop. Its a fucking omelette.
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(Source: katiewompus)
Family Guy
- Rape jokes
- Eating disorder jokes
- Pedophilia jokes
- Racist jokes
- Molestation jokes
- Self harm jokes
King of the Hill
- Body positive
- No rape jokes, ever.
- No eating disorder jokes, ever.
- No pedophilia, because Hank would’ve kicked their ass.
- The closest thing to racism was Racist Dawg, and that wasn’t really racist.
- Self harm jokes? Nope.
Yuuup
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